XO this is the Captain, I am not sure why but Mouth does not seem to be following my orders and there is a loud buzzing noise on the left hemisphere of the brain. It also stinks in here! I want a damage report immediately. Sir, yes Sir! Two-MC, Two-MC attention all personnel, this is the XO on the Bridge. All parts call-in for immediate damage report on my command.
Ears to Bridge, hearing loud and clear Sir!
Eyes to Bridge, visual at 100% Sir!
Hands to Bridge, we are all systems go Sir!
Legs to Bridge, we are up and running Sir!
Heart to Bridge, we are green on the dashboard Sir!
Lungs to Bridge, we are good to go Sir!
Stomach to Bridge, we are all clear Sir!
Bridge to Ass, come in Ass.
Bridge to Ass, come in!
Ass to bridge, we need a minute sir!
Bridge to Ass, what is your stats?
Ass to bridge, we have good news and bad news Sir!
Bridge to Ass, please explain!
Sir, we have a situation Sir! Apparently we didn't realize you were joking yesterday, so we took your order to make "shit for brains" quite literally and we sent some upstairs Sir!
So what the hell is the good news Ass?
Sir, now we don't have to worry about running Mouth anymore Sir. We have it full of crap just like everyone else we meet Sir!
(Zed's Note: For a full read of the Zed-HXM4000 User Manual please click here)
Eyes to Bridge, visual at 100% Sir!
Hands to Bridge, we are all systems go Sir!
Legs to Bridge, we are up and running Sir!
Heart to Bridge, we are green on the dashboard Sir!
Lungs to Bridge, we are good to go Sir!
Stomach to Bridge, we are all clear Sir!
Bridge to Ass, come in Ass.
Bridge to Ass, come in!
Ass to bridge, we need a minute sir!
Bridge to Ass, what is your stats?
Ass to bridge, we have good news and bad news Sir!
Bridge to Ass, please explain!
Sir, we have a situation Sir! Apparently we didn't realize you were joking yesterday, so we took your order to make "shit for brains" quite literally and we sent some upstairs Sir!
So what the hell is the good news Ass?
Sir, now we don't have to worry about running Mouth anymore Sir. We have it full of crap just like everyone else we meet Sir!
(Zed's Note: For a full read of the Zed-HXM4000 User Manual please click here)
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On another Minblogling Note:
I noticed in my blog-hopping reads that a lot of people are always asking if they are with the right person in their relationship. I found this Crush Calculator over at Hani's site. I also know that we bloggers have a big penchant for taking these on-line quizzes so go ahead take this test, and you will find the results a big surprise! At least I did. To take the test, click the following link.
I noticed in my blog-hopping reads that a lot of people are always asking if they are with the right person in their relationship. I found this Crush Calculator over at Hani's site. I also know that we bloggers have a big penchant for taking these on-line quizzes so go ahead take this test, and you will find the results a big surprise! At least I did. To take the test, click the following link.
Cheers, and have a great week ahead blogaholics.
